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Alright, so you might have heard of a camel toe, right? Well, a moose knuckle is kinda like the male version of that – when a dude’s pants are so tight you can see the outline of his, ahem, package. It’s like nature’s way of saying ‘buckle up for a wild ride!’ So next time you spot a moose knuckle out in the wild, just remember: fashion can be a real *eye catcher*.
Example Usage:
‘Dude, did you see Brad in those skinny jeans? Total moose knuckle situation!’
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